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do not go after the past
nor lose yourself in the future
for the past no longer exists
and the future is not yet here
by looking deeply at things just as they are
in this moment - here and now
the seeker lives calmly and freely
you should be attentive today
for waiting until tomorrow is too late
death can come and take us by surprise
how can we gainsay it ?
the one who knows
how to live attentively
night and day
is the one who knows
the best way to be independent
مرا دوست بدار،اندكي ولي طولاني!
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به نام خدا

[align=left]I am just like an eagle, searching in the sky of your heart

  for a point, maybe a rabit,

البته - فکر مي کنم جمله اي که نوشتم از آن دسته اي باشد که فقط انسان خودش مي داند که چه نوشته است ! :D

يک شعر از گروه Camel به ياد دارم به اين مضمون :

The chance of life time is passing us by, use it or lose it, in the wink of an eye

يادم مياد يکبار يکي از اساتيدمان در دانشگاه داشت حسابي سخنراني مي کرد ( البته ايراني نبود ) - من بلند شدم اينرا به وي گفتم و رفتم و همه بهت زده من را نگاه مي کردند.

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چهار تصویر از یک منظره و حکمتی برای زندگیLessons on Life

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There was a man who had four sons. He wanted his sons to learn not to
judge things too quickly. So he sent them each on a quest, in turn, to go
and look at a pear tree that was a great distance away.

The first son went in the winter, the second in the spring, the third in
summer, and the youngest son in the fall.



When they had all gone and come back, he called them together to
describe what they had seen.
The first son said that the tree was ugly, bent, and twisted.

The second son said no it was covered with green buds and full of promise.

The third son disagreed; he said it was laden with blossoms that smelled
so sweet and looked so beautiful, it was the most graceful thing he had
ever seen.

The last son disagreed with all of them; he said it was ripe and drooping
with fruit, full of life and fulfillment.
The man then explained to his sons that they were all right, because
they had each seen but only one season in the tree's life.

He told them that you cannot judge a tree, or a person, by only one
season, and that the essence of who they are and the pleasure, joy,
and love that come from that life can only be measured at the end,
when all the seasons are up.

If you give up when it's winter, you will miss the promise of your spring,
the beauty of your summer, fulfillment of your fall.

Moral:

Don't let the pain of one season destroy the joy of all the rest.
Don't judge life by one difficult season.
Persevere through the difficult patches and better times are sure to
come some time or later.
HAPPY BUDDIES DAY!!!
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An Arab needed a heart transplant, but prior to the surgery the doctors needed to store his blood type in case the need arises
Because the gentleman had a rare type of blood, it couldnt be found locally. So the call went out to a number of countries.
Finally, a Jew was located who had similar type of the blood who willingly donated his blood to the Arab.

After the surgery, the Arab sent the Jew a thank you card for giving his blood along with a new car as a token of hisappreciation.
Unfortunately, the Arab had to go through a corrective surgery once again. His doctors telephoned the Jew who was more than happy to donate his blood again.
After the second surgery, the Arab sent the Jew a thank you card and a jar of Almond Roca sweets.
The Jew was shocked to see that the Arab this time did not reciprocate much the Jews kind gesture as he has done previously. So he phoned the
Arab and asked him why he had expressed his appreciation in not so generous manner. The Arab replied "Ya Habibi, I have Jewish blood now, remember...?"
بیمار عربی جهت پیوند قلب در بیمارستان بستری شد . پزشکان تشخیص دادند که بر حسب احتیاط می باید مقداری خون از گروه خونی او ذخیره کنند . اما این مرد عرب دارای گروه خونی نادری بود و در ان منطقه خونی از گروه خونی او یافت نشد. پزشکان درخواستی برای دریافت ان گروه خونی به مناطق و کشور های اطراف فرستادند. تا اینکه شخصی یهودی حاضر به اهدای خون شد.
بعد از انجام عمل جراحی مریض عرب به رسم تشکر برای او کارت تبریکی و یک دستگاه ماشین نو فرستاد. متاسفانه عمل پیوند چندان موفقیت آمیز نبود و پزشکان مجبور به انجام عمل جراحی دیگری بودند. این بار نیز درخواستی برای اهدای خون به فرد یهودی فرستادند. وی نیز با کمال رغبت این کار را انجام داد.بعد از عمل جراحی مرد عرب یک کارت تبریک و یک شیشه شکلات به رسم قدردانی برای مرد یهودی فرستاد.مرد یهودی که از دریافت این هدیه پس از دریافت هدیه سخاوتمندانه اول شوکه شده بود با مرد عرب تماس گرفت و دلیل اینکه این با سخاوتمندانه از او تشک نکرده را جویا شد.مرد عرب در پاسخ گفت: چون این بار خون یهودی در رگ های من است ، به یاد نمی آوری؟
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[align=left]Condemn the fault, and not the actor of it
اشتباه را محکوم کن نه آنکه را اشتباه از او سر زده.

Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none
به همه عشق بورز به تعداد کمی اعتماد کن و به هیچ کس بدی نکن. 
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Love is like war… easy to start difficult to end and Impossible to forget. So be aware of that end don’t fell in love with any body
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Friends are like puzzle pieces. If one goes away that piece can never be replaced and the puzzle will never be whole again. You are a piece I will keep forever
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The dictionary is only place where : DEATH come before LIFE. SUCCESS before WORK. DIVORCE before MARRIAGE
but the best thing is FRIEND that come before RELATIVES
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A star has 5 ends. A square has 4 ends. A triangle has 3 ends. A line has 2 ends. A life has 1 end but I hope our friendship will be like circle that has no end
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[align=left]Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son: "I will choose my own bride!"
Father: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."
Son: "Well, in that case...ok"

Next, Father approaches Bill Gates.
Father: "I have a husband for your daughter."
Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!"
Father: "But this young man is a vice-president of
the World Bank."
Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case...ok"
Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Father: "I have a young man to be recommended as
a vice-president."
President: "But I already have more vice- presidents
than I need!"
Father: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."
President: "Ah, in that case...ok"
This is how business is done!!

Moral: Even If you have nothing, You can get
Anything. But your attitude should be  


پدر: دوست دارم با دختری به انتخاب من ازدواج کنی
پسر: نه من دوست دارم همسرم را خودم انتخاب کنم
پدر: اما دختر مورد نظر من ، دختر بیل گیتس است
پسر: آهان اگر اینطور است ، قبول است

پدر به نزد بیل گیتس می رود و می گوید:
پدر: برای دخترت شوهری سراغ دارم
بیل گیتس: اما برای دختر من هنوز خیلی زود است که ازدواج کند
پدر: اما این مرد جوان قائم مقام مدیرعامل بانک جهانی است
بیل گیتس: اوه، که اینطور! در این صورت قبول است

بالاخره پدر به دیدار مدیرعامل بانک جهانی می رود
پدر: مرد جوانی برای سمت قائم مقام مدیرعامل سراغ دارم
مدیرعامل: اما من به اندازه کافی معاون دارم!
پدر: اما این مرد جوان داماد بیل گیتس است!
مدیرعامل: اوه، اگر اینطور است، باشد
و معامله به این ترتیب انجام می شود

نتیجه اخلاقی: حتی اگر چیزی نداشته باشید باز هم می توانید
چیزهایی بدست آورید. اما باید روش مثبتی برگزینید.
No time like the present


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Ines جان
نكته بسيار زيبايي در اين ارسال آخر شما ديده مي‌شه، همين ديروز خبر دستگيري سودجوياني كه با همين روش قصد كلاهبرداري حدود يك تريليون توماني را داشتند اعلام شد :-(
ممنون از شما :D
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Mahdi1944 نوشته شده:Ines جان
نكته بسيار زيبايي در اين ارسال آخر شما ديده مي‌شه، همين ديروز خبر دستگيري سودجوياني كه با همين روش قصد كلاهبرداري حدود يك تريليون توماني را داشتند اعلام شد :-(
ممنون از شما :D


عجب..... :eek:
من از شما ممنونم به خاطر این خبر :D
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A businessman walked into a bank in San Francisco and asked for the loan officer. He told the officer that he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000. The bank officer explained that the bank needed some kind of security for such a loan. So the businessman handed over the keys to a Rolls Royce parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything checked out, and the bank agreed to accept the car as collateral for the loan. A bank employee drove the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parked it there.

Two weeks later, the businessman returned, repaid the $5,000 with interest, which came to $15.41. The loan officer said, "We are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow $5,000?" The businessman replied, "Where else in San Francisco can I park my car for two weeks for only 15 bucks?"
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"A son and his father were walking on the mountains.
Suddenly, his son falls, hurts himself and screams: "AAAhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"
To his surprise, he hears the voice repeating, somewhere in the mountain: "AAAhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"
Curious, he yells: "Who are you?"
He receives the answer: "Who are you?"
And then he screams to the mountain: "I admire you!"
The voice answers: "I admire you!"
Angered at the response, he screams: "Coward!"
He receives the answer: "Coward!"
He looks to his father and asks: "What's going on?"
The father smiles and says: "My son, pay attention."
Again the man screams: "You are a champion!"
The voice answers: "You are a champion!"
The boy is surprised, but does not understand.
Then the father explains: "People call this ECHO, but really this is LIFE.
It gives you back everything you say or do.
Our life is simply a reflection of our actions.
If you want more love in the world, create more love in your heart.
If you want more competence in your team, improve your competence.
This relationship applies to everything, in all aspects of life;
Life will give you back everything you have given to it."

YOUR LIFE IS NOT A COINCIDENCE. IT'S A REFLECTION OF YOU!"
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coward:ترسو
champion:قهرمان
competence:صلاحيت
coincidence:تصادف
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A six-year-old boy walked up to his father one day and announced, 'Daddy, I'd like to get married.'

His father replied hesitantly, 'Sure, son, do you have anyone special in mind?'

'Yes,' answered the boy. 'I want to marry Grandma.'

'Now, wait a minute,' said his father. 'You don't think I'd let you get married with my mother, do you?'

'Why not?' the boy asked. 'You married mine.'
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